-_- ''Miley Cyrus'' plays with crazy hand dildo!!! So that’s nice???

Sorry to do this to you just before lunch… but here’s a picture of Miley Cyrus playing with a weird, massively-creepy, hand-shaped sex toy.
She may be busy with her Bangerz tour, where she recently put a fan’s thong in her mouth and simulated oral sex on a Bill Clinton impersonator (*retch*), but Miley is never too tied-up to have a little fun with a dildo.
During a trip on her fancy-pants private plane, 21-year-old Miley relaxed with the toy – named the Hand Of Adonis !! retch again !!

The We Can’t Stop star posted photos of her with the hand – the first was of her pretending it was her actual hand. And the second was a little more X-rated – Miley had that ‘thing’ between her legs. She captioned the snap, “#tourlife”.
Cancel our baked potato order – we’ve suddenly lost our appetite…