-_- ''Miley Cyrus’' tongue almost kills a man !! and now there’s a lawsuit in the post !!!!

Long after Miley Cyrus herself ceases to be relevant, her tongue will live on, undulating and Pink and with a life and career of its own. “HNGGGUHG,” the tongue will say at the launch of its first perfume, ‘Gland’. “HNNGH.” The tongue will have a line of dolls out, t-shirts, duvet covers for children. The tongue will be asked to sing at the next presidential inauguration. “HNNGNGH, HNGNGNGH,” the tongue will sing, a modest veiled hat perched on it’s very anterior apex. “HNNGNNGGH.” And all the time, Future Miley will be teaming sadly up with her Dad for Achy Breaky Heart 2024. Where did it all go wrong.

Anyway no seriously for real someone is suing because of injuries caused by Miley Cyrus gigantic tongue.

As TMZ reports, Charles Nicholas Sarris has filed a lawsuit against ShowFx Inc. – the company that built the gigantic, tongue-shaped slide Miley slinks down at the beginning of each show on her Bangerz tour – after he was injured during its construction.

Sarris says he was hired to assist in the slide’s construction last month, but while undertaking the work he was badly injured after a piece of equipment provided for him failed, causing him to fall.

Sarris says he wasn’t warned about the potential dangers involved, and wants unspecified damages. Miley Cyrus’ tongue cannot be reached for comment.