!Too Many Celebrities Are Using the [We Were on a Break] Excuse from (Friends)!

So, here's the thing about getting a girl pregnant while you're on a break from your long-term relationship with someone else: it's bad. Don't do it, stop doing it. I say this because, recently, NBA baller for the Miami Heat Dwayne Wade and rapper Ludacris both put a pockmark on their relationships when they went ahead and decided to get other women pregnant while on a break. Wade is now engaged to Gabrielle Union, who he's been dating since forever... but six weeks before their engagement his son with Aja Metoyer was born. That's not awkward. But I guess it's fine, 'cause she's got a pretty big rock on her finger?