Right, are we all done staring at Justin Bieber's ridiculous tattoos and dreading the imminent release of a video showing his genitals ? Good.
Miami police released these new pictures of the 20-year-old which were taken to keep a record of his 'identifying marks' after he was arrested for DUI.
Bieber - who recently celebrated his birthday and waved farewell to his mostly innocent teenage years - lifts his shirt to reveal some of his more intimate and unseen tattoos.
We've looked at the pictures in fine detail and after momentarily being horrified by his dirty finger nails found the effort to find some points worth talking about.
Despite his riches Bieber's finger nails are grubbier than Spencer Matthews' way with women. It was suggested the dirt could have been a result of being fingerprinted but, to be quite honest, he just needs to wash his hands.
Obviously the huge tattoo of Jesus isn't quite enough to show his faith so he's got this lovely verse from the Bible eternally etched into his skin. Sure, it reads like he might just be a huge fan of Aladdin and the Genie's magic lamp but there we go.
Unlike our very own - and very well behaved in comparison - Harry Styles, he's rocking the regular two nipples unlike the 1D star who boasts no less than FOUR tiny teets. Amazing.
The proud Canadian had a tattoo of a Native American on his left shoulder in tribute to his junior ice hockey team Stratford Cullitons. He told Rolling Stone: "I'm actually part Indian. I think Inuit or something? I'm enough per cent that in Canada I can get free gas." Natives aren't able to receive free gas in Canada at all. So you'll have to work that one out yourselves.
He's a bit on the puny side but at least the weight of his chunky gold chain hasn't put his back out. He should be more concerned about slipping a disc than releasing one.
miércoles, 5 de marzo de 2014
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